I'm sure many of you are unfamiliar with how Choonimals get from our brains to your shirts. It is a delicate process that requires sharpies, pieces of paper, brain candy, scanners, nacho's and beer. To date there are hundreds, nay, thousands of Choonimals that have yet to see the light of day. Over the next few days, I would like to introduce you to some of these lesser known Choons, who currently can be purchased exclusively at Skreened. If you don't know what Skreened is, I suggest you go to Skreened and find out. Without further adieu, I would like to introduce you to Pony:
Pony had an unfortunate upbringing. His father was a snorkel and his mother had a terrible addiction to mouthwash. His one and only sibling, Gerald, was the founder of the Mayor McCheese fan club, and a frequent contestant on the controversial, but very popular local hit TV game show, 'Bonermouf'. After graduating high school and leaving home for good, Pony had 32 children and is dedicating the remainder of his formative years to sulking around roller-skating rinks in search of the perfect nacho. Pony can be customized and purchased here.
Stay tuned for more Choons!
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