Crabs are our friends.
When Crab escaped from the oppressive Dingleberry regime in '94, he swore revenge on those who kept him captive for so many years. Unfortunately he was never able to reap vengeance upon his enemies as he immediately developed a $200 a day fudge round addiction, and a penchant for making hats out of newspapers. He now lives a quiet life with his grandmother in Omaha. Crab can be ordered and customized here.
Stay tuned for more Choons!
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